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steve
04-07-2005, 02:18 AM
Then this pubic stencil's for you! (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0007VU9VW/qid=1112850223/sr=8-2/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i2_xglna/002-6896472-9574436?v=glance&s=hpc&n=507846) Amazon.com really does have everything. If only there was a monkey shape, then I'd have a new logo. :(

There's actually a few other interesting things, such as THE MARVELS OF THE AMERICAN PUBIC SCHOOL SYSTEM. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0008JAN50/qid=1112850845/sr=8-8/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i8_xgl14/002-6896472-9574436?v=glance&s=books&n=507846) I never realized that so many people needed so many books to help them with the groundskeeping.

Cthulhu
04-07-2005, 06:03 PM
Well, heart- shaped pubic hair is one way to say "I love you."

Nachofunk
04-07-2005, 06:18 PM
And the other way would be another pubic heart shape with glued on pubic shavings!!!

Max Power
04-07-2005, 07:31 PM
I just ordered a heart-shaped Merkin.

steve
04-08-2005, 01:14 AM
I just ordered a heart-shaped Merkin.
Believe it or not, I actually knew what that was before this topic came up. (It's a pubic wig if anyone was wondering.) Interesting trivia: One of the guys in the credits of The Simpsons is named David Merkin.

mysterious bunny
04-08-2005, 10:17 AM
i had noticed that guys name in the credits before

audikat007
04-08-2005, 12:36 PM
Nice...I wish I had a furry pubic hair heart ...unfortunately, I have the "cobweb" variety. Now, if I could only market that...Oh my cooter is so offended right now, because its sad but true! Shut up cooter, you've gotta earn your keep somehow! (yes, she really did just talk to herself...er, female part.)

Sparklegirl585
04-11-2005, 12:34 AM
haha! Mine only half earns it keep...if I did have the warm fuzzies, I think they would be into the x pattern...since I guess x marks the spot :toast: