Buy Her a Purse For Her Birthday

[Cthulhu]

Holy Crap has been seriously neglected as of late. Therefore, I bring to you:
Vagina-shaped crocheted creations!
You know you want one. (http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/index2.html)

[steve]

Not really. That picture of her covered with them made me think of Tribbles.

From the FAQ:
Why Are Your Vaginas So Expensive?
If only we knew.

[Cthulhu]

I can't seem to find the original Crochet-A-Crotch thread, but it was just as amazing as it sounds.

Now, for your enjoyment, I have discovered the swankier version: Vulva Puppets (http://www.yoni.com/vulvas/wintervulva3.html)!

Handcrafted and yours for the low, low price of $600! :roll:

[steve]

Let that be a lesson to you about using descriptive titles.

And don't worry about the price, the Peruvian vulvas are cheaper.

Also, if anyone feels the need to do this:
share and celebrate stories of menstruation and menopause
please keep it to yourself.

[Cthulhu]

Ah, you're a saint, Steve.

[steve]

Now you can accessorize with a pearl necklace (http://www.leahpiepgras.com/objects/gallery/pearlnecklace/).

[Max Power]

Classy.