The Most Monkeycrapular Story yet...

[Max Power]

I read today that there is a monkey who smokes at a zoo. People light cigs and throw them in the cage and he picks them up and smokes them. I can't access the video on cnn.com because you have to pay for it, but I pledge free beer and someone else's first born son to the first person who can find me video of it and post it here.

[steve]

I think you mean this smoking monkey (http://reuters.myway.com/article/20050415/2005-04-15T123917Z_01_L14259765_RTRIDST_0_ODD-SAFRICA-CHIMP-DC.html), but there's also this sexually-frustrated smoking monkey (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3611666.stm).

Damn shiftless hooligan monkeys. Thank goodness we have a SWAT monkey (http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0416swatmonkey16-ON.html) to protect us from the Nazi monkeys (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/04/22/monkeynazis.shtml).

[Max Power]

That's some good investigative journalism, Steve. That smoking monkey is the "missing link". Pretty soon, he's gonna be rolling his smokes up in white t-shirt, putting on a leather jacket and driving a little monkey motorcycle.