Medical Problems

[steve]

Some of these are pretty gross, not for the weak at heart.

8 ER Stories (http://dailystrength.org/blog/182-8-crazy-stories) - I may never eat sunflower seeds again.

Some Dumb Injuries (http://www.theliberalblogger.com/forum/f2/best-emergency-room-stories-1760/)

I bet you never knew this... (http://r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com/109947.html)

[Kitty]

I have an outie bellybutton (cause Christy was born first, and I think they gave her an innie and myself an outie so they could tell us apart), and I immediately checked my button. No moist bellybutton! Yay! It still looks weird as hell though.

Does anyone else have an outie bellybutton, or am I the only freak in the group?

[Tiny]

bellybutton poo... thats a new one. good find steve.

[mysterious bunny]

i have an innie

[Nachofunk]

I think the outtie must be a twin thing, cause my brother has an outtie and he's a twin.

[Tonkey]

you should stick you finger in his bellybutton and check for poo

[Sparklegirl585]

I have a hybrid and it doesn't pooh.

[Cthulhu]

Won't most innies be at least slightly damp from sweat?

In the unlikely event that the prof wasn't just fucking with some students, I think it is past time to explore the effects of velly button piercings on the belly button poo factor.

[Jesus]

Yes some belly buttons leak poo. But you make 352,755 new people every day and see if YOU dont have one or 2 factory defects.

[Cthulhu]

Water fountain destroyed Asian woman's vagina. (http://www.4to40.com/newsat4/index.asp?id=1753)

Stuff of nightmares.

[Nachofunk]

"$24,500 in damages".... really? That's it?!

[Cthulhu]

"$24,500 in damages".... really? That's it?!

Some women just don't have priorities, I guess.

I can understand being 80 and not caring about your vagina a whole lot, but 19? There's a lifetime of use ahead of you.

[Cthulhu]

Awesome X-Rays of injuries. (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=9016&sectionname=slideshowajax&subsectionid=148368&subsectionname=badxray)
(I don't get the page title either.)

[Cthulhu]

Baby with a foot growing in its brain. (http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_11240949) Pediatric brain surgeon? More like PODiatric brain surgeon! Aha ha ha ha ha, little hospital humor there.

I can't imagine why this would happen. Tetragens? Malformed fetus in fetu?

[Nachofunk]

....boot to the head....

[Demaray]

I going to put a cheetoh in my belly button and leave it there for a month. I'll even water it and use Miracle Grow every day.

We'll see what happens...

[steve]

I predict you'll grow a soggy cheetoh and your belly button will be orange permanently.

[Nachofunk]

Hot dog... on a stiiiick!

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/offbeat/090711_Fork_Lodged_in_Dogs_Brain#

[Tiny]

congrats on an interesting story, and quite possibly this month's biggest pun.

[Kitty]

I can't believe the picture of the foot in the baby's head!!! And how the hell do you swallow a fork??