I have come to conquer this wimpy forum.

[Morphine4u]

Hahaha...it is I, JOE...champion of the Universe who has
come to examine and rule this wimpy forum which was linked to me by some
mere mortal known as Alex.

It is he (Alex) in his foolishness that has led to this forum being
taken forcefully by my mighty will.

Ah, enough with the joking...so is this forum fun to post in or one of
those boring text tack boards?

[Nachofunk]

Only one will rule....

[Katt]

Phill!!*Tackles Phill with a Hug* You came back to the
forum! I haven't talked to you in such a long time! So how's life and all
that other schtuff people ask each other about when they haven't talked
to each other in a looooong time? Hopefully well. :D

So respond and tell me how you've been!

:D

[pygmypiranha]

OK, now I know that I want my laptop back... I hate it when
my own screen name is used. No one should use someone else's screen
name especially on the internet when things such as screen names are our
only identity to others. All the more reason to never leave your login
passwords on a computer you allowed people to borrow/use. BAH. I have
control again... or do I...?


"this is really anna.... but i am on alex's computer.......
yeah!!! i am so excited to see people chatting here again.... it is not just
katt and i any more......."

[Nachofunk]

Hello all! I just wrote out a huge post, but I don't know
if it actually posted. I don't have time to right another one now if it
didn't. Hopefully, I'll be posting regularly again. Later.

[Katt]

Okay, this forum is making me sign in again before i post
anything (maybe ezboard isn't so easy...) let's see it this
works....

[Katt]

hey, it worked.

anyway...

I'm up at 2:30am, and I have nothing to do, so I thought i would post
something. Yippee. I'm sure you're all so thrilled, and on the edge of
your chairs, biting your nails with anticipation awaiting my next
syllable. Or maybe you're like "okay katt, just get on with it
already..." So I think I'll just get on with my post.

I am thinking of having a pool party in the near future, and I would
like to invite you guys to it. I'm not sure when it will be, but I know
that it will be on a weekend, and Ideally, when my parents aren't going
to be home for part of the day. I'll let you guys know when it is. It
should be fun.

[Morphine4u]

Other than Alex, I don't think that anyone in this forum
actually knows me. I am here to conquer though...is there anyone brave
enough to stop me?

Hahahahaha....

[Katt]

Hell, why not? I'll stop you from conquering!! Bwa ha
ha!!

[hilaryann]

we can raise a mini-army, katt, and defeat him!

bwa ha ha! :D

[pygmypiranha]

Despite my friendship to you all, Joe is more powerful so I
am siding with him. Perhaps a Legion of your best troops good
sir?

[mysterious bunny]

you all just dont get it..... katt and i are going to take
over the forum....... we as girls will dominate always....
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




-the mysterious bunny > :- )

P.S. Alex..... i tried to log in as myself and it woudnt let me .....
sorry for using your sn.... forgive me :-)

[Katt]

Damn straight! Women will always rule. We have special
powers that men can never understand. They can only be dominated by them,
and wonder why... ;)

[Morphine4u]

I thank the mighty Alex in his realization of the all
powerful. Once I have conquered this puny forum and put down the female
resistance movement, I will make him of equal or greater power than myself
(considering it was his link that got me here in the first place). You
shall know who rules this forum with an iron fist.

Oh, however, there may be an opening in the "Queen" position
should anyone choose to apply. Applications are available at the front
desk.

[pygmypiranha]

Mwhahaha I shall reign supreme. You all shall bow before
me ! Joe you cannot stand up to my evil-ness... well... maybe you might
be able to... Ahh! *runs away*

[Morphine4u]

No posts in response to my reply (Other than Alex), so I,
JOE, officially claim this thread in my name and Victory over the forum.
Muahahahahaha.

[pygmypiranha]

joe you comin back to the desk next fall?

[mysterious bunny]

you just dont get it do you...... the females will rule
supreme over this message board....... katt and i are both the
queen........ so surrender now..... resistence is futile.............


- the mysterious bunny > :- )

[pygmypiranha]

Ahh crapola... the girls have caught on... Joe we must
devise a superweapon to overcome them...!

[Katt]

You foolish, foolish carriers of the Y chromosome! You
shall never reign supreme, nor will you ever find anything to over-power us
females. We possess the "super-weapon" as you have called it,
and there is no possible way for you to possess it. Only females can
possess and use such a mighty weapon. We shall never be
defeated.

[pygmypiranha]

Whose to say we don't have a secret "weapon"?
;)

[mysterious bunny]

you are boys...... there is no way that you could ever
posses a secret weapon.......
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i laugh at the thought that you could even consider such a
notion...... you should just give in and continue to seek out your instructions
from the supreme rulers of this forum...... The Women!!!!!!!

-the mysterious bunny > :- )

[TheShadyOne]

it is paul and i have finally come to visit the
forum.......

[morphine4u]

Ah, how funny it is to see such a meek uprising of the
estrogen brood. Lets face it, I have yet to "see" this so called
Super-Weapon that you females claim to possess, but I know that when
faced with Chocolates and Flowers you easily succumb to the powers of the
men. However, I will admit to the devastating force you women posses
known as "Sex Appeal" which has laid waste to many a man...but,
we men have come to realize that if we pay attention to one particular
female over another...the disasterous plague known as jealousy rips you
apart.

True men have no real issues with how they look. Hence men do not
become jealous of other men.

Oh, and Alex...I can't work at the desk because I live off
campus...even though I wish that I still could.

[Katt]

Yaaay! Paul has come to visit the forum. :D

[mysterious bunny]

ohhh.... men just dont understand.... if we must spell it
out for you the secret weapon which we women contain is that of our
entire femeninity.... and dont even be so bold as to suggest that men dont
get jeoulous...... what if it was another man with your girlfriend or
girl interest...... that would definatley bring about jeoulosy in the
male species...... women posses the power to make a man gorvel at our
feet..... with the meager flash of our boobs or kiss.... men melt and
become jello...... they were put on this planet to do teh bidding of
women..... face it...... the wonen will rule supreme

-the mysterious bunny > :- )

[Katt]

Anna, I couldn't have said it better. :D

[pygmypiranha]

Hehehehe... Secret weapon... That's why it's
"SECRET".

[morphine4u]

Ha, I chuckle at the assumption that men were placed on
earth to do female bidding. Unfortunately "Mysterious bunny" you
played the wrong jealousy card. I do not make the mistake of saying
that I would not become jealous of another man provided he was paying
attention to someone whom I was either dating or interested in. Both men
and the weaker gender have this unfortunate crux. Frankly I think that if
any of us were in that situation, we would all wish that we carried
Bazookas around to blow them up with.

I, however, am reminding the "Female" population that they
very often become jealous and competitive of each other, ESPECIALLY when
dealing with the way they look. Boob jobs, face lifts, Botox
treatments, fashion designers, nips and tucks, hair appointments, the list goes
on and on. These are proof positive that women examine themselves on a
much larger scale against other women than they do men.

Men are more competitive with each otherbased on material possessions,
not an effective
weapon to use against us in an inter-gender war. Which you would lose
anyway because men are better. Na na na na naaa na.

[mysterious bunny]

ok... i will admit that females become jelous much easier
than males do..... this is common knowledge..... but my dear
friend....... just give in and accept that fact that females still reign
superior.... not all of us are so caught up in petty things such as appearance
you know..... there a few of us who just kinda sit back and enjoy
life...... and being jelous is way different than being competetive.... i
mean.... jelousy often leads to competetiveness and so forth, but they are
totally different..... come to think of it..... i am not going to argue
my point any longer..... any one who is anyone will know that the
females reign supreme on this site.... and if a few of you males wish to
live in your own little world where you are king..... have fun........ so
anyways....... i am off to a great game of magic and a little
cuddling....... have fun way up there in the subarctic regins


- The Mysterious Bunny > :- )


P.S. alex.... i miss you :-( i hope you come home soon........ but
have fun while you are there... just not too much ... we want you to
come back to us...... :-)

[Justice Mercy]

*does the dance of invader zim-nyss* Actually what I meant
to say was Silly Mortals... but oh well... both are such good quotes...
*holds up Mr. Binx- Pink-e of doom* I cun-Ker! I am the ruler... I
use the Hypnotic pink-e of doom and take over this for-umm *accented
more highly on the umm*... *Mr. Binx talks in high pitched
hip-not-ick-nyss* all feel the power of the pink-e... though realize pink is no where
near my favorite color... Rainbow... worship the rainbow for in all its
diversity it can consume you... Give Justice, all powerful lord and
master, all your strawberries and other yummy snak-e-foos... *Justice
crunching in a nectarine... cries* Oh I must be tired... but *overwhelmed*
its just so good...
I love being pacified by fruits. *Mr. Binx sc-offs* Let that be a
lesson to you Mortals... you... HUMANS!!!