pygmypiranha
04-21-2002, 10:35 PM
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch backside should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch backside should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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