WOMEN IN GENERAL

[pygmypiranha]

What is the absolutely best woman? What makes her the
greatest person to date? What kind of person should a guy be looking for
in her?

[Nachofunk]

personally, I like a girl that makes me smile even when I
don't want to. The rest just builds from there.

[viking]

Well I think the perfect girl is very different depending
on who you are!

[pygmypiranha]

I think that the perfect girl is a person whom can relate
to your thoughts and when you are together the two of you can relate on
a level that no one else can. You know that you will be truly happy
when you don't care how much time you spend with the person. You know
you are happy when you have no worries about where to bring the girl or
who to introduce her to. That is the girl that I am hoping for and that
is the girl I think I have found.

[Kijilinn]

I know it sounds weird to have a girl responding to the
'ideal girl' thread, but I've gotta say this, just from the point of view
of a girl on the female gender in general.

The best woman is an honest woman. Someone who doesn't sugarcoat life,
who doesn't expect people to shelter her. The best woman is a strong
woman who can meet a guy head-on, on equal footing. I like being around
women who treat people fairly, reguardless of gender. For that matter,
I like men who treat people fairly, too.

~Linn

[Nachofunk]

I think Bloodhound Gang put it best. "What I like in a
girl? Me!"

[pygmypiranha]

Hehehe They actually said that? Hmmm *wheels turn in
Alex's head* Damn I am really perverted. Why do I have to live so far away
from everything? Dammit how far away is Three Rivers again?

[Nachofunk]

I'm sorry for the previous insensitive post. The people
responsible have been sacked.

[viking]

You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of
elerdberries!
if you do that again i shall have to give you a second
taunting!

[Nachofunk]

OH NO!! The Monty Python tangent. Where are the girls to
straighten us out?

[viking]

They can't save you now! You can't have your peril not even
a little, and whether you bet it or not im not gay!

[pygmypiranha]

It is the rabbit!

What have you gone mad?

What?! Its got big teeth!!!

[Nachofunk]

Oh, I've got money on it.

[Kijilinn]

*coff* THIS is the random tangent you pulled me away from
reading "Fight Club" to try to straighten out, Alex? *tsk*
you should know better... I'm more likely to correct misquotes and joint
in. :-D

WELCOME, good, brave sir knight! Welcome to the Castle Anthrax....

hehehehehehhe...

~Linn

[pygmypiranha]

You must spank us all for being bad. We all must get a
spanking.

A Spanking! A spanking!

[viking]

Only for you nacho

[Kijilinn]

:-D

Don't encourage me, Alex. Roy will kill me if I go bananas.
Especially when spankings are concerned...

...and considering that the following line just can't go without being
said:

And THEN! the oral sex! OH, yes, the ORAL SEX!!

[gazuga69]

OK OK I'm here, you can calm down now, alex.

By the way, does anyone else think it's kind of sad that we're the only
ones using this forum?

[viking]

yse but i don't care i have nothing better to
do!

[Kijilinn]

why's that sad? I'm having a ball, personally. Tho this
would be about ten times faster if we could just get a chat channel or
something.

[Katt]

I have nothing to do as well. I'm hungry, and it's 2 am. i
think I'm going to go get food, and then sleep.

[pygmypiranha]

But that was the purpose of this Forum. For geeks like me
to get together talk about sex and other pointless things and get
smashed. Well, pretty much anyway. Either way... now what was I going to
do again...

[Katt]

Hmm...sex and getting smashed, eh? Sounds like more fun
than what i am having. Hey guys, the pink dye will soon be out of my hair
after prom, what color do you think I should do next?

[viking]

Hey you had the option.... for getting smashed
anyway!

[pygmypiranha]

what about just being a regular color?

[Nachofunk]

magenta

[pygmypiranha]

NOOO just get a regular color.

[keista]

I think either Blue or Purple!!!!

[viking]

Why don't you just ask Greg?

[pygmypiranha]

ya never know... who would know the right answer
anyway?

[Katt]

My hair is already pretty much a magenta color, and I don't
want to go with a natural color right now...it seems like everyone is
doing purple at the moment, so I think that I will do the blue. I have
to take the pink out sometime in May, because I am going with one of my
friends to their prom, and I don't want to scare their grandma. So
after may, i think I will go blue...mebbe with purple streaks :)

[road runner]

no such thing as a perfect girl. all relasionships dont always last. have to end at one point and tha pain for me is unbareable. so. i just fuck with them :shakeit: anyway all my ex's cheated on me. :swear: