Girls

[Nachofunk]

The girl community here at msoe is very lacking. How are
the ladies doing at nmu. just curios

[pygmypiranha]

The girls here are quiet kool. But beware of some of them.
We have the promisquous ones and the rather non-attractive ones. But
most are pretty cool and rather attractive.

[Katt]

hey, i think that a lot of the girls in mattawan are very
pretty. But they also happen to be very judgemental and stuck up. I hope
that you fellas would go for personality over looks.

[pygmypiranha]

The women at Mattawan are pretty much, for the majority,
hopeless, uptight, annoying, POS cheerleaders that only screw the jocks.
Yea they are pretty, but they have the personalities of a stuck up
model only interested in money. So WHY should I even try to date them when
I know they wont even think about dating me? They suck royally...
Wait a sec... they actually do suck... hmmm maybe there might still be
something to look into there.

[Nachofunk]

I think an introduction to the real world is going to kill
more than a few Mattawan students. Probably a good thing
too.

[gazuga69]

Survival of the fittest.

[pygmypiranha]

Oww... I broke a nail...

[viking]

I don't get it? Are you saying your a girl Alex?

[pygmypiranha]

No I was being sarcastic. :D

[keista]

Well i agree with all of you! Having grown up in a small
town i know a little bit about priisy cheerleader bitches! Although I
have been known to put them in their place!!! I hate girls who walk around
with their noses up in the air thinking that they are better than
everyone else! Its like yeah you look good. But ummm MOST guys dont want a
girl that looks like a dressed up Barbie Doll! OK! I mean yeah I know
how to dress but i also dont think that I am the most beautiful girl in
the world! I know that I am NOT!! I am average and i know that I am
happy being average! So just dont let them prissy stuck up hoes get to you!
There are plenty of girls out there who are somewhat normal!

[Katt]

Speaking of Barbie dolls...wouldn't it be weird if Mattel
decided to make a Punk Rock Barbie? Or a Gothic Barbie? I think that
most Barbies suck in general. What woman has that figure?? Good lord,
girls have been groomed from young children to expect to grow up and look
juuuust like a perfect plastic person. Okay, I'm done with my lil'
rant...for now.

[mysterious bunny]

why do men think so much about girls? why cant they think
about things like ice cream and cokkies and kool-aide?
anythoughts?

[mysterious bunny]

i have a new worst break-up line:

I am really in love with you little sister(insert name of younger
sibling)....... we are soul mates.


that one really bites the dust...... heard it twice

[Katt]

Oooooww...that is the worst break up line of all. I've
heard that line myself before. "I'm really attracted to your
sister," he said...and I had been after this guy for I don't know how long!
Gaaaah. Sometimes i just want to kick 98% of all the guys on the
planet.

[Nachofunk]

Oh we think of cookies!
But I guess we think of girls more. I think it is a secret plot of
girls to send mixed up signals to guys so the guys spend the entire day
thinking of girls. or it could be the cheese.
aaaahhhhh! run, too much estrogen, aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[mysterious bunny]

what does cheese have to do with ice cream and cookies?
anyways........ dont even try and turn things around to make it so the
women make the men think of women......... i know that is not true........
better excuses please......

[Nachofunk]

women are actually an evil race of squirrels that have come
from the planet Acorn. They are here to bust as many nuts as they can
before returning to their homeworld. Us men have no chance. These women
(actually squirrels) send off rays that make men want to offer their
nuts for smashing. This squirrel race is jealous of man's ability to set
aside grudges and not have to fuss with our hair. We have no chance.
Our nuts are squirrel food.

[Katt]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Phil has found out the true identity
of all us chicks!! Quick! we need to contact the planet Acorn for
reinforcements!!

[mysterious bunny]

serves us right for listening to the men of our
planet........ "This is a fool proof plan," they say, "the males of
earth will never figure it out....."

Must move planets!

[mysterious bunny]

why do men think so much about girls? why cant they think
about things like ice cream and cokkies and kool-aide?
anythoughts?

I realize now that it is not just women that men think about all the time.... it is really breasts.... men think about breasts... all the time.....

[Sparklegirl585]

lol unless they are african american cause they like da ass :rofl:

[pygmypiranha]

I really wonder what spurs some of the conversation topics of this forum....

[steve]

The answer to your first question is boobies.

[pygmypiranha]

The answer to your first question is boobies.

You are exactly right in that assumption... *awaits slap*

[Sparklegirl585]

Unfortionately for me I am dubbed amy "norack" now we know what the problem is! lol

[Max Power]

Boobs have been the cause of most of mankind's greatest endeavors.

[steve]

It's all good. Boobies just have the best name. Since I was lazy earlier, here are some alternate answers in no particular order:

quim, ta-ta's, hooters, cookie, beaver, pie . . . ah, screw it, here's The Hooter List (http://www.joebobbriggs.com/list/hooterlist.txt).

and some fun facts from The Vagina Gallery (http://nawtythings.com/vagina.html):

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.
Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.

[jenn]

Our intelligence from the squirrel-like home planet verifies this information. They really do only think about breasts, those small minded men, this planet may be salvaged after all.

[Tonkey]

mmmmm boobies

[Kitty]

Females will conquer! Bwa ha ha!!

[Sparklegirl585]

Females will conquer! Bwa ha ha!!

Amen SISTA! :toast:

[Kitty]

hehehehe ^_^

[Tiny]

Females will conquer! Bwa ha ha!!


right after they get out of the bathroom....
then do their hair....
change their tampon....
then bitch about why its their job to conquor....

[jenn]

And still, after all of that time for the men to prepare, we will still conquer.

[Kitty]

eeeeeeexactly. :D

[mysterious bunny]

because the men would be so busy playing star wars galaxies that they wouldnt even notice and earthquake let alone women conquering the world.... hahahaha...... take that men:hammer:

[Max Power]

Females will conquer! Bwa ha ha!!

I agree. But instead of Bwa ha ha as an evil, victorious laugh, it's more of a sarcastic, "I can't beleive I said that with a straight face" kind of laugh

[jenn]

no offense, but that isn't a very good comeback

[mysterious bunny]

quit being fecisious max power... or i will bite you and leave a mark:p

[Sparklegirl585]

Facecious...I just had to say that because the word is unique because it is the only word in the english language that has every vowel, in order...(Yes I am a nerd!!)

To all us women out there

YOU GO GIRLS!

[thesaratea]

it is spelled facetious. ;)

[Sparklegirl585]

haha yessssss!!!

[mysterious bunny]

sorry about my lack of spelling ability.....:oops:

[Sparklegirl585]

OH! You know what fucking bothers me? When you run into people you graduated with, that you never hung out with before, and they are like whoa you're cool and look a lot better from the last time I saw you.

Did we look that bad in the first place?

PS yearbooks suck

[Cthulhu]

Holy crap! I went to my high school yesterday and that same damn thing happened to me!
OOooooWheeeeoOoo

[mysterious bunny]

it is weird to see people who were not you friends in high school suddenly interested in becoming friendly....

[Nachofunk]

They found out real life sucks and they are probably assbags. Nothing better than karma sometimes.

[Sparklegirl585]

I know it's so weird...tonight I dropped off a friend at her dorm and the ATO saferide guy, I graduated with and he was the most friendly he has ever been towards me

[thesaratea]

The way I see it, if I didn't look good enough for them then, or I wasn't on their list of people to talk to, it doesn't mean that when they see me in public they should come up and talk. I don't like that. Especially cuz I don't know who half of them are. In conclusion, there's no room for people who don't know what they got til its gone...or something.

[Kitty]

I ran into someone I graduated with while I was taking care of some lab work at the cancer center. She was the biggest bitch to me all throughout grade school, and then she just took to ignoring me in highschool for the most part. She was helping her mother, who was obviously in quite bad shape, and I felt so bad for her. I walked up and said hello to her, and made small talk for a bit before she had to go and help her mom some more. She may have been horrible to me throughout most of school, but I never would've wished for her to see someone she loves go through what her mother is going through. I hope she's doing alright.

There's my random thought for the morning.

[Tiny]

god I hate you katt

[Sparklegirl585]

WHOAAAA Now I really know that you guys like licking each others nipples on game day!! :shock:

[Tonkey]

You better hope to god you don't show up today fat boy.

[Max Power]

WHOAAAA Now I really know that you guys like licking each others nipples on game day!! :shock:

WHAT?!

[Sparklegirl585]

what brad edited out was something about him wanting to have kinky euro sex with bart or soemthing...and that was my response

[Tiny]

asshat katt logged in as me....

[Cthulhu]

Or so you'd like us to believe...

[mysterious bunny]

hahahahaha