What ranks should there be?

[steve]

Right now the only one is Amateur Crapper. What other ranks should I put in and how many posts should you need to get them?

[Tonkey]

Intermedate Craper
Lord Craper
War Master Craper
Cheif Craper
Captin Craper
Liquad Craper
Solid Craper
Chulumpa Craper

[pygmypiranha]

Gaser Crapper
Padwan Crapper
Intermedate Crapper
Chief Crapper
Captain Crapper
Chalupa Crapper
Crapper of the Toilet Bowl
Crap Master

[Kitty]

Amatuer crapper
Intermediate crapper
Expert crapper
Professional crapper
King Kong can't touch this shit.

[Tonkey]

Shit Storm Commander
Taco bell deposit unit
Fair ground porto poto

[pygmypiranha]

ok... now we have ranks... so what the hell are they?