Human for Sale

[mysterious bunny]

www.humanforsale.com

[Tonkey]

Your link is broken. Fix it, so i know what you are talking about.

[mysterious bunny]

You are worth exactly: $1,924,554.00.

That is my total worth

[Tonkey]

no im worth $2,422,294.00.

[pygmypiranha]

Damn I suck... I am only worth... exactly: $1,810,944.00.

:cry2:

[mysterious bunny]

ok alex.. lets sell bart and we will go halves on the profit

[pygmypiranha]

Hehe... I don't think Bart would approve Anna.

[Tonkey]

NO. stay away from me. The only one you can sell me to is Carmon Electra. Thats its it.

[steve]

$2,081,260.00

I have a strange feeling that you guys lied on some of those questions.

[mysterious bunny]

bart.. we would have to pay carmen electra to take you.... :roll:

i did not lie on any of the questions steve... why would you say that.....

[Tonkey]

Your self worth has a lot to do with what kind of degree and profession you will be going in into.

[steve]

Yes, I'm sure no one lied about their 12 inch penis and 195 IQ.

[Tonkey]

I didn't lie. Why did you? I know they don't have your size of penis on the test, but just round it off to 1 inch

[Pepper]

I'm worth $1,857,710.00. So whatever I'm not for sale anyway.

[Nachofunk]

Probably should quit smoking and drinking. :toast:


I am worth exactly: $1,521,930.00.

[Kitty]

I am worth $1,546,052.00. I'd probably be worth more if I didn't like to party so much.

[mysterious bunny]

:toast: partying is so much fun though......

[Tiny]

DAMMIT! only $49.99, oh well, at least now I can pay off my MIP

[Max Power]

14 euros

[Max Power]

No, wait. $2,839,550.00

[smellygypsy]

boo! i scared you :twisted:

[steve]

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Ok, you win. I have no idea what to say to that.

[Cthulhu]

DAMMIT! only $49.99, oh well, at least now I can pay off my MIP
Wow. I could buy Biggs for only two easy installments of $24.99!
Do you accept CODs?

[Tiny]

Wow. I could buy Biggs for only two easy installments of $24.99!
Do you accept CODs?

but of course!

[Cthulhu]

Hmph. I'm priceless. :-p

[thesaratea]

Two payments of 25 bucks? hardcore. I just happen to have fifty bucks. Is this a slave kind of thing? Cuz if it is I know a $50 boy that will be cleaning my dorm. :roll: :rofl:

[mysterious bunny]

Wow. I could buy Biggs for only two easy installments of $24.99!
Do you accept CODs?
now you have biggs for free :love:

[Tiny]

No actually she had to give me another megatog. that makes four now bitches!

[Jesus]

I am worth exactly $3,687,190.00

It probably would have been more had I not committed a felony 2000 years ago.

[Sparklegirl585]

meh, what fun is life without a little felony here and there :zzz:

[Tiny]

My stupid misdemeanor has another year before it drops, pisses me off.

[Kitty]

Since I cannot find a job, (*insert slew of obscenties here*) I am now putting myself up for auction.

The bids start at $1,500,000.00

Or you can buy now for $1,546,052.00

Any takers?

[Jesus]

we will start the bidding for biggs at $1.00

[Tiny]

damn! I cant even buy myself at that price. Here's hoping cthulu wins the auction :)

[Cthulhu]

Shit, with my job, I'll be lucky if I can lease.
I can barter for a lifetime of cinnamin twists, tho.

[Tiny]

cinnamon twists got nothin on the barter power of the bagle!

[Max Power]

Barter power of the bagel? You just give them away.

[Tiny]

I get beer :)

[Max Power]

This is true. But the beer came before the bagels.

[mysterious bunny]

speaking of bagels... bring some more over tonight if you can biggs....

[Max Power]

speaking of bagels... bring some more over tonight if you can biggs....

Greedy-ass. You can't force the bagels. They arrive at their own pace, mysteriously and magically.

[Tiny]

Sorry all no bagels this week, not working sat or sun. good for me, bad for you!

[mysterious bunny]

What!

[Nachofunk]

No bagels = No biggs see you next weekend