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steve
07-06-2003, 04:36 AM
http://www.olsentwinscountdown.com/
I think it speaks for itself.
mysterious bunny
07-06-2003, 06:17 PM
:puke: that is just sick and wrong.......
sick.... sick and wrong
steve.. you need a girlfriend
Tonkey
07-07-2003, 12:47 AM
:rofl: Awsome! I better get in line before phil.
Kitty
07-07-2003, 02:29 PM
Someone's not obsessed...nooo....
LOL
Pepper
07-13-2003, 11:13 PM
Sweet! I got first dibs!
pygmypiranha
07-16-2003, 03:03 AM
hehe... this is hillarious. :lol:
Nachofunk
07-16-2003, 06:34 PM
:roll:
pygmypiranha
07-17-2003, 04:57 PM
Ok, they don't look that great. I think everyone is making a little bit too much fuss over these two Jail Bate teens.
Tonkey
07-17-2003, 06:04 PM
Read the Timer Alex. They woun't be jail bate too much longer 8) And yeah they are hot. And they are getting hotter by the minute.
pygmypiranha
07-17-2003, 06:12 PM
Well, they are ok... I just like the looks of other girls a lot more... and just think... we prolly have nothing in common with these girls.
steve
08-22-2003, 02:29 AM
I just heard that they're going to have their own brand of toothpaste. No joke. And I can foresee a lot of staring at the new Rolling Stone cover the next time we're at Target.
mysterious bunny
08-22-2003, 02:10 PM
steve remind me to never ever let you near my sister sara... she looks just like the olsen twins
pygmypiranha
08-24-2003, 07:26 PM
Sweet... maybe Anna will let me near her sister. :-P
Kitty
08-31-2003, 08:08 AM
The olsen twins look like they're twelve...
mysterious bunny
08-31-2003, 09:19 PM
:x bad alex... she has a boyfriend....
I don't know... in my experience I've found that twins are always PURE EVIL. Right Katt?
Kitty
09-02-2003, 01:00 PM
yup. :D
pygmypiranha
09-08-2003, 02:40 PM
The twins are evil.... :twisted:
Kitty
09-08-2003, 03:03 PM
Soon, my scheme to take over the world will be finalized and there will be no stopping me!! Bwa ha ha ha ha---
uuuh...I mean...No, Twins aren't eeeeeeeeevil...
Can I have a pacific island once you conquor the world katt? one with beautiful women and mokeys?
mysterious bunny
09-09-2003, 01:03 AM
:? what the hell is a mokey brad? and i think that even if you had your own island with beautiful women and mokeys (whatever they are) you would still be a virgin........ (lol... kidding.. dont hate me....)
ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!! :x :swear: :x :swear: :x :swear: :x
Burn of the century right there folks.
If your freakin gender weren't so full of asshats and circus freaks I wouldn't be a virgin. But nooooo.... brad gets left in his dry spell for the 19th GODDAMNN YEAR!! BRADLEY MAD! SMASHY SMASHY!!!!!!!
"Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"-Bruce Banner (the hulk)
steve
09-10-2003, 01:31 AM
Unfortunately, the Olsen twins (anybody remember them? the subject of this thread?) aren't waiting for you.
pygmypiranha
09-10-2003, 01:33 AM
Are they waiting for me?
Nachofunk
09-10-2003, 04:41 PM
Apparently their countdown sight has been shut down. :cry:
The evil Olsen empire strikes back! This is the work of the twin terrors, I just know it!
pygmypiranha
09-12-2003, 01:53 AM
I guess the first ammendment doesn't apply anymore... first music downloads now this.
steve
09-12-2003, 01:57 AM
Don't you dare compare something as good and pure as ogling the Olsen twins to your filthy music stealing.
pygmypiranha
09-12-2003, 01:58 AM
Common Steve... I demand free music just as much as you demand the ability to countdown until the twins aren't jailbate.
Kitty
09-12-2003, 02:11 AM
Don't you dare compare something as good and pure as ogling the Olsen twins to your filthy music stealing.
Good and pure, eh? lol
I have to agree with steve, kazaa wasn't meant to be a means of stealing music. We should all use it as the creators intended us to, as a place where we can all come together and download free porn by the gigabyte!
pygmypiranha
09-18-2003, 10:02 PM
What is this Porn you speak of? :stupid:
Nachofunk
09-19-2003, 01:18 AM
We've obviously gotten off the topic again. Allow me to redirect.
steve
09-19-2003, 02:15 AM
I'm 130 cm! Oh wait, do they mean tall?
Tonkey
09-20-2003, 01:50 PM
How original steve. You suck cock
pygmypiranha
09-23-2003, 01:23 AM
No NO! Steve sucks the Olsen twins cocks. Err... I mean their cocks. I mean... damn. I'll shut up now. :stupid:
steve
11-12-2003, 04:08 AM
Can you find the hidden surprise? What do you think, is it real?
Max Power
11-18-2003, 06:28 PM
Nothin' like a couple of underaged twins holdin' hands to get the old "perv center" of my brain a'firin'.
steve
11-19-2003, 01:40 AM
Nope, that's not it. This game is just as fun the second time. :D
Max Power
11-24-2003, 08:54 PM
What game?
mysterious bunny
11-25-2003, 03:20 PM
sweetie... he is referring to the fact that they believe if you look closely enough at their breasts... you will see nipples..... i dont see it though.....
steve
11-26-2003, 03:20 AM
:shock: see it now?
Tonkey
11-26-2003, 05:31 AM
Behold the power of steve. Bow before him and the Olsen nipple!!!!
Kitty
11-28-2003, 03:01 PM
*laughs*
wow...all this over a nipple...
*laughs some more*
mysterious bunny
11-29-2003, 01:20 PM
I STILL DON'T SEE IT
Max Power
11-29-2003, 03:34 PM
It's right there, next to the nipple
Max Power
01-21-2004, 10:11 PM
We should all be ashamed of ourselves. No one has said anything dirty about the Olsen Twins in months.
I LOVE THE OLSEN TWINS! BOTH SETS OF THEM!
Not exactly a "full house" in their shirts though.
Max Power
01-22-2004, 12:41 PM
Nice work, Biggs!
Kitty
01-22-2004, 01:14 PM
I am never bringing my twin around you guys again.
*laughs*
which one? And aren't they connected to you?
Tonkey
01-23-2004, 05:14 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no he didn't!
It's official everybody! Bart's post made this officially the longest thread in the forum with 52 replies! Can you believe it actually beat out "Jason is an asshole"? it's the second longest with 51.
Monkeycrap.com, a forum full of underage girls and one giant asshole.
mysterious bunny
01-25-2004, 10:06 PM
wow.... who woulda ever thought that you guys' love for the Oleson twins coulda ever outweighed our hatred for Jason..... :shock:
Kitty
01-26-2004, 03:20 AM
which one? And aren't they connected to you?
The left one. 8) And I should hope that they are attached to me!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no he didn't!
Yes, yes he did. *laughs* Kick him for me while you're playing Star Wars. :D
Tonkey
01-27-2004, 01:48 AM
Hey how did you know i was playing SWG?
steve
01-27-2004, 01:51 AM
Monkeycrap.com, a forum full of underage girls and one giant asshole.
And in case any of you work for the FBI, I'd like to point out that those two things are completely unrelated.
Steve, no one from the FBI is seeing this. Simply because:
1.FBI=Important people
2.Important people=not on monkeycrap
A simple proof indeed.
By the way bart, how are those euros lately? still in remission?
Kitty
01-27-2004, 12:43 PM
Hey how did you know i was playing SWG?
I didn't. But I know that you play a lot, and so does brad. So, the next time you see him in SWG...../kick Pavo Magistro (or Biggsavage Mokey)!
:D
Try this macro.
/bonk kitty
/puke blitz-tonkey
/punch pavo
/bow indur
/cheer self
Max Power
02-05-2004, 01:56 PM
mmmmmm...Olsen Twins.
mysterious bunny
02-05-2004, 02:29 PM
can we leave the video gmes stuff for that thread please
Kitty
02-06-2004, 02:13 AM
*sings ala Bill Murry style* Staaaaaaar Waaaaars! Nothing but Staaaaaaar Waaaars! Nothing but Staaaar Waaaars--Nothing but yoooou...
Once again, the thread needs redirecting...
http://www.tarwater.net/media/images/olsen.jpg
Max Power
02-07-2004, 10:59 PM
That's hot! Though, pretty soon they'll be too old for me to feel like a lecherous old man when I leer at them.
Tonkey
02-09-2004, 04:36 AM
Ahahahaha I too am starting to feel like an old dirty baserd.
...lecherous Old man...
Nice going josh, you actually made me break out the dictionary.
Unlike you dirty old geezers, I, the young gun of the bunch, am less than two years older than the dynamic duo. So I have no problem whatsoever with ogling them. Or perhaps more.....
NEW COUNTDOWN SITE
http://www.brokennewz.com/reports/olsentwins.asp
Kitty
02-11-2004, 06:08 PM
I still don't see what the big deal is about...
mysterious bunny
02-12-2004, 06:51 PM
If you hurry to toy stores now you can get your very own mary kate and ashley dolls... bend them.. pose them... change their clothes..... but you better hurry... suplies are limited... there chicks are on clearance
steve
02-13-2004, 01:25 AM
On a related note... (http://members.lycos.nl/mscholten04/)
And one stop shopping for jailbait (requires Java, though) (http://www.redpac.com/legality/)
nice work steve, you "lecherous" old man.
Variety, it's a good thing
Max Power
02-14-2004, 05:48 PM
mmmm...underaged Disney Channel and Nickelen actresses.
steve
05-25-2004, 03:57 AM
Some internet wisdom:
<Kevyn> Man, I'd fuck Mary-Kate so hard that Ashley would get pregnant.
steve
06-14-2004, 04:53 AM
Happy Birthday, girls!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&e=2&u=/eo/20040611/en_celeb_eo/14296
steve
07-05-2004, 03:41 AM
Well, Mary-Kate's having trouble dealing with anorexia (and possibly cocaine according to some sources). Good luck either way!
Cthulhu
08-23-2004, 06:23 PM
The Olsen twins piss me off. :x
Max Power
10-03-2004, 04:27 PM
I'd say they frustrate me more than they piss me off.
Nachofunk
10-15-2004, 09:10 PM
I wonder if she's washed up enough to give head for coke?
Max Power
10-17-2004, 09:05 PM
God, let's hope so.
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