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steve
08-12-2004, 05:02 AM
http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

A 40 year-old, 600 pound woman has just died after having to be surgically removed from her couch. That's right, apparently if you do nothing but lie on the couch for a couple years, your skin will actually attach to the fabric. As long as you stand up once or twice a month, I think you'll be fine though.
Tiny
08-22-2004, 07:42 PM
hmm... consider me warned
Kitty
08-23-2004, 04:24 AM
That is fucking rediculous! She was ATTACHED to the couch?!!
Cthulhu
08-23-2004, 06:20 PM
::Sets down controller and backs away from PS2:: You don't think that can happen to hands, right?
Tonkey
08-23-2004, 06:39 PM
thats awsome!!! but im going to puke now
Sparklegirl585
08-23-2004, 10:23 PM
I hope that made the Darwin awards!
Tiny
08-24-2004, 03:47 AM
ya know, that could be me in a few years....
Jesus
09-16-2004, 08:49 PM
Alas, this woman never reached heaven, the pearly gates are just not that wide.
Max Power
10-03-2004, 04:30 PM
How did she use the toilet? Or was it one of those sweet couches, with the toilet built right in? :???:
Sparklegirl585
10-03-2004, 07:49 PM
you know how hamsters can die by having their poop like build up on their butts...I forget what it's called, but that is my thought :shock:
Max Power
10-04-2004, 01:25 AM
I did not know that
steve
10-04-2004, 02:06 AM
I think anything can die like that. That's why constipation is bad.
Sparklegirl585
10-04-2004, 02:18 AM
don't eat too much cheese....
Max Power
10-04-2004, 03:12 AM
Wow, and I thought I knew every way a man could die... Who knew Ex-Lax could save your life?
Tiny
10-04-2004, 09:18 AM
or end it, too much laxative WILL kill you.
Max Power
10-05-2004, 12:08 PM
Biggs, you seem to be awfully familiar with the effects of laxative...
Tiny
10-05-2004, 04:25 PM
one of my midget ex's acquaintences accidentally killed herself with laxatives trying to lose weight. Talk about a horrible way to go. I mean we've all had our sick/post-drinking episodes where we felt like we were gonna die on the shitter, but do you ever expect it?!?
jenn
10-05-2004, 04:48 PM
That must have been awful for the person who had to clean up the toilet after she died.
Nachofunk
10-15-2004, 09:04 PM
Well we all know Tonkey is not going to go the way of the hamster!
Tonkey
10-18-2004, 06:09 PM
Yeah, like the rest of you??
Tiny
10-19-2004, 02:41 PM
Well we all know Tonkey is not going to go the way of the hamster!

ARMAGEDDON!!!!
Nachofunk
10-21-2004, 08:12 PM
Well I was going to say Biggs was probably going to die of fecal build up, but after all this strap on talk I don't know.
Kitty
10-22-2004, 10:26 AM
*gaaaaaaaags*
steve
10-23-2004, 03:21 AM
* thinks of pirates packing gunpowder into a cannon for no particular reason.
pygmypiranha
10-23-2004, 07:36 PM
Possibly one of the more disgusting things I have read. And Amy, bringing up the hamster thing did not help one bit ;P
Sparklegirl585
10-24-2004, 03:57 AM
You know me, always trying to shake stuff up....or something haha :D
biffwigit
02-10-2005, 12:17 AM
i feel sory for the people that raised you people
pygmypiranha
02-10-2005, 01:15 AM
I feel sorry for you for having such a lame screen name.
Kitty
02-10-2005, 10:07 AM
hey now...no need for hostility...
Tiny
02-17-2005, 03:29 PM
i feel sory for the people that raised you people
Your mom "raised" me last night and you SHOULD feel sorry for her. she wont walk for a week!
biffwigit
02-17-2005, 07:10 PM
no i feel more sory for you,
my mom is like 45 years old!