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Cthulhu
10-14-2004, 01:21 PM
A bed that transforms into a panic room/camping trailer for all your paranoid needs!
Quantum Bed (http://www.qsleeper.com/)
steve
10-15-2004, 01:15 AM
That thing's awesome. Someone go invest in it so they can start making them.
Nachofunk
10-15-2004, 08:59 PM
"Paranoia, paranoia everybodies coming to get me...."
Kitty
10-17-2004, 12:48 PM
Clown Penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty
10-17-2004, 01:08 PM
Brad, since you're standing right next to me, I'm going to sock you in the face.
Tiny
10-17-2004, 03:12 PM
GOD I HATE YOU KATT!
Max Power
10-17-2004, 09:07 PM
Must...have...bed. Now can sleep without fear of ninjas killing me in my sleep again this lifetime.
thesaratea
10-18-2004, 10:50 AM
I seriously doubt that would save ANYONE in a tornado...
Cthulhu
10-18-2004, 12:14 PM
I'm not so sure. Did you see how much that bed weighs?
Tonkey
10-18-2004, 12:28 PM
Ah, but is it bullet proof like my Kevlar bed sheets?
Sparklegirl585
10-18-2004, 12:40 PM
bullet proof bed sheets *laughs really hard* now, common bart, would anyone want to get in your bed with you, that bad....or even sneak into your room and get ya!
Cthulhu
10-18-2004, 02:20 PM
You have to admit, if you knew a guy with a panic bed, you'd want to get in it, just once.
Sparklegirl585
10-18-2004, 04:17 PM
kinky:)
Tonkey
10-18-2004, 06:14 PM
yeah its a pretty pimp'n bed, just WTF do you do when there is a chemical strike on your house??? Stay in your bed for 2 weeks, or two years in radiations case, lol, you’ll end up like the half couch half man dude, but at least you’ll get all the ladies. Hey now there’s a good pick up line “Shit there’s a chemical strike get in my bed, hurry it’s safe there”
Cthulhu
10-18-2004, 07:02 PM
"I'll let you in my bed if I can hunker in your bunker."
Tonkey
10-19-2004, 02:43 AM
ahahahahahha
Sparklegirl585
10-19-2004, 01:40 PM
"I'll let you in my bed if I can hunker in your bunker."

LOL! That's great....

FYI

Nov. 13th 8pm is that thing we were talking about!
Tiny
10-19-2004, 02:36 PM
oh god its the sex toy party isnt it?

*runs away screaming*

It's all fun and games until it's your girlfriend drinking and looking at strap ons in a new way...:drunk: :idea: :shakeit:
Sparklegirl585
10-19-2004, 03:10 PM
I think a good rule is that nothing should go in the out hole
Tonkey
10-19-2004, 03:44 PM
Agreed
TheShadyOne
10-19-2004, 05:55 PM
I bet I could break the bed, I dont know how yet but im sure it would break.
Cthulhu
10-19-2004, 05:56 PM
LOL! That's great....

FYI

Nov. 13th 8pm is that thing we were talking about!
If you are sure, I will ask for it off today. :)
Sparklegirl585
10-19-2004, 09:36 PM
I am 100% positive, any other girls interested?
Nachofunk
10-21-2004, 08:11 PM
I bet I could break the bed, I dont know how yet but im sure it would break.


You'd end up closing it on your pinky and be stuck like that till you die cause you can't reach the open button.
TheShadyOne
10-24-2004, 03:23 AM
probably, thats why I can never buy the bed.
pygmypiranha
02-09-2005, 04:27 PM
Is there such a device like a "panic chair"?
steve
02-10-2005, 02:56 AM
What would that look like exactly? It'd be like an egg with a lid.
pygmypiranha
02-10-2005, 03:30 AM
Ohh kindda like the Doctor Evil time machine egg?
Kitty
02-10-2005, 10:06 AM
We should make a panic chair with a remote and an ejector mechanism this way as soon as someone sat down in the chair that you didn't like, you could lock 'em up and hurl them into next week. I'll bet we could sell something like that for a lot of money.
Cthulhu
02-14-2005, 07:21 PM
In all honesty, the most common use for an ejector-seat would be to remove vegetating gamer boys from said seat.
Tiny
02-17-2005, 03:27 PM
Panic chair? how about a chair with a hand and a bomb like dr. claw on inspector gadget?

I"LL GET YOU GADGET!