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pygmypiranha
02-27-2005, 05:13 PM
Click the link to find out about new products:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
steve
02-27-2005, 05:36 PM
Design #2509637570

It's a contraceptive device that wears a waistcoat and tie!

Hey, I hate ties!
thesaratea
02-28-2005, 01:24 PM
Design #3094652945
It's a glass bead! It is made entirely of wood!
mysterious bunny
02-28-2005, 01:59 PM
Design #1237144398

It's a skateboard that catches small fish!
Cthulhu
02-28-2005, 04:01 PM
Design #2615735662
It's a games console that crushes ice! It inflates into a dinghy and defies gravity.

The PS3?
Nachofunk
03-01-2005, 08:36 AM
Design #2388597682
It's a handgun that tells you when it's ready!
pygmypiranha
03-01-2005, 12:09 PM
Design #2387337211
It's an answering machine that lasts for up to a week!
thesaratea
03-01-2005, 03:53 PM
Design #2494596703
It's a personal organiser that dispenses tea or coffee! It is laced with vodka.


now thats what i'm talking about
TheShadyOne
03-02-2005, 01:38 PM
Design #2820363379
It's a carpet that's better than the last one, folds out into a tent and gets +2 to kill undead.


I need one of these, it is the perfect camping device for the zombie infested wilderness. Don't leave home without one!
TheShadyOne
03-02-2005, 01:48 PM
Design #1977771130
It's a handgun! It can bring down an elephant!


Anna's dad needs one of these.
TheShadyOne
03-02-2005, 01:50 PM
Design #2887714799
It's a towel that emits a constant high-frequency whine, speaks randomly-generated sentences and craves attention.


It's towelie!!!!
Sparklegirl585
03-02-2005, 01:55 PM
Design #2040557998
It's a pot plant that recites haiku and is used by the US military.
Nachofunk
03-03-2005, 08:33 AM
Design #2669480349
It's a T-shirt that's great for hammering in nails!
Nachofunk
03-03-2005, 06:56 PM
Design #887518599
It's an airbag! It displays a slideshow of pictures!


Guess your life does flash before your eyes!
Nachofunk
03-03-2005, 06:58 PM
Design #3811256303
It's an artificial limb that remembers all of its past actions and detects explosives.
Tiny
03-05-2005, 04:23 PM
Design #1382373627 It's an oven that loves children!

mmmm..... children
mysterious bunny
03-07-2005, 02:45 AM
Design #1005186577 It's a hi-fi that's water-resistant!